If your dog could talk

They know your secrets. Uh Oh!

Quick, delete browser!

Sun bleaches my hair

Melanoma my reward

My pink burnt skin stings!

Aloe vera cools

I look like a blood blister

Don't touch me it hurts!

pigs fly through the air

now airborne against their will

tornado struck farm

Ice chest is loaded

The beer is at the bottom

Grilled meat fills the air

Folding chair in hand

Uncle Sam likes to party

Boom! The sky lights up

I ran very fast

I want to win the damn game

Will she let me win?

What is in his fridge

She is surprised by the nuts

Of all things, the nuts

Giant gummy bears

That's what I would have to eat

When I am kidnapped

She wears a ribbon

Not today but that's okay

Her smile is too much