Eating cookies while

your wife exercises feels

wrong but so tasty

My wife's breasts are large

I get hypnotized when she

jogs on the treadmill

I love eggs! Hard boiled,

Over easy, scrambled, poached

I love eggs a lot!

The birds drink and bathe

The fountain spills it's water

Urban water hole

Good comedy is

Like good cheese. Both should be a

Little offensive

Cletus the Fetus

That is a know elitist

He must be yeetus

past of pain and bruise

the bliss of a broken mind

feel and not to feel

Saturday morning

Cool breeze floods my room. Comfy.

Damn it! Got to pee

Why do aliens

like to anal probe humans?

What are they learning?

Rock glass with one cube

Two fingers of good bourbon

Sip, relax, repeat