Haiku about i will not tell lies

10 Dec 11

"I will not tell lies"

at least, until he realized

no one really cared

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other haiku

10 Dec 11

I will not tell lies

well, except for that last one

well, and that one too

blendmaster about i will not tell lies

10 Dec 11

I will not tell lies

And I will not make you cry

Nor will I hurt you

blendmaster about i will not tell lies

10 Dec 11

I will not tell lies

So I said she does look fat

And she slapped my face

blendmaster about i will not tell lies

10 Dec 11

"I will not tell lies"

yet as he uttered those words

his nose grew longer

blendmaster about i will not tell lies

10 Dec 11

"I will not tell lies"

Aww man not this guy again

his country is dumb

blendmaster about i will not tell lies